Xmas Day and typically Timothy the Basking Shark makes an appearance in Gornal. With exciting news! He tells me he has been working on a secret plan with Next Door Neighbours Cat. The plan is so secret even MI5 don’t know about it. Next Door Neighbours Cat is I suspect under cover planning a diversion of the Manure coach. This may involve the vehicle taking a massive detour around the one way system. Much the same as when Brian Law drove his bus whilst pissed up. Thus forcing the Man U coach to be an extra 20 minutes late and adding stress to the players and manager as preparation is disrupted. The knock on effect is a disjointed Man U performance where on at least 3 occasions Onana distributes the ball haphazardly towards some passing seagulls. The ball hitting a seagull and bouncing down directly on JSL’s head who gleefully nods home in to an empty net. Ruben Amiron complains bitterly that a ball hitting a seagull and bouncing to an opposition striker is against the law. However he is even angrier when a second goal results from Next Door Neighbours Cat emerging from a bunker just outside the 18 yard line and tripping up the Man U defender as Guides goes through and scores. WWFC 2 Man U 0. After the game Vitor said " As soon as I got the job NDNC introduced himself and I knew I could rely on him to appear out of a hole in the pitch and trip the opposition person up. Luckily there is nothing that VAR can do about a cat appearing out of a hole on the edge of the 18 yard box and leggings up the opposition. I am delighted with the 3 points". Ruben Amiron said " I am distraught. But what I do know is if I have a giraffe appear out of a hole by the penalty box and bite the opposition ankle forcing them to limp off the pitch and it leads to a goal I won’t give a shit". WWFC 2 MANURE 0.
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Great stuff Cheesie
There’s usually one goal margin in this fixture
Hoping the light is back
2-1
UTW
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Never doubt Timothy the Basking Shark and next door neighbours cat. 2-0 it was 
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Apparently Manure lost the game rather than Wolves won the game???
Highlight for me was that thug picking the ball out of the net 4 times, ok only 2 goals but still enjoyable.
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